Good Samaritan Enthusiast Gifts

Acts of kindness and selfishness.

City Zoo: Day Care

A mother and baby elephant

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

Life's a Bench.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

"I meant the dog!"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

The Litany Of Fun

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'My dentist recommended it.'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.