Good Samaritan Aficionado Gifts

Do you need a hand?

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

Joe Biden

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Abacus.

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

GOP Congress is about to fall victim to the 2017 elections.

Poll Dancing

Election 2015

Hillary Clinton

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."

'He'd fall over backwards to help anybody.'

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

MP's vote.

Voting in Greece

'I simplified my list.'

State of the Union 2004 & 2006.

HOPE 2.0

'Don't tell anybody I asked, but just what are 'the hustings'?'

Self-sacrifice to aid others

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"Who has been naughty and who has been nice?"

Give Me Hope

Election to-do list