Good Samaritan Enthusiast Mugs

Acts of kindness and selfishness.

City Zoo: Day Care

A mother and baby elephant

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"I meant the dog!"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

The Litany Of Fun

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'