Good Night Reader Gifts

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"At least she's reading."

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

Sunrise and Sunset

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"It says here we should get a lodger."

Inbox and outbox for books

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

Mountaineering section

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

Man reading in lamp

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

"Is the light bothering you?"

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

"How's your beer coming, Eddie?"