Good Night Reader Prints

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"At least she's reading."

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Sunrise and Sunset

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

Inbox and outbox for books

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

Mountaineering section

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

Man reading in lamp

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

"Is the light bothering you?"

Goodnight Moon

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"