Golfing Rebels Gifts

'Well, you said I should try to do a round in as little as possible.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Free Range Golfers

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'Golf is Life (his).'

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Zero gravity ahead.

The natural selection process in golf.

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Play golf on the billiards table.

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

Dead House Plant

'I'm like a caddy at your beck and call !'

'It's raining. Forget the picnic.'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"If it's any consolation, Alex, it's the first 'G' I've ever given."

Man using guitar as golf club.

HELL'S TILLERS.

No Ball Games in the Park

Divining Oil

'Let's get out of here! That looks like a golf ball!' (astronauts on seeing a huge golf ball).

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"

A superhero rides an invisible golf cart.

When stupid prisoners play Baseball

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

"I shot 60 and you say that isn't bad, but I aim to do even better on the second hole!"

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

'The grades aren't MY fault - I think Mrs. Pomeroy is teaching-disabled.'

Statue of Liberty and Uncle Sam.

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'