Golf Rebel Gifts

Play golf on the billiards table.

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

A souped up car...

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

Cowpunk

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

The oldest swinger in town.

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

Punk Rock

Man using guitar as golf club.

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

"What the hell - a second adolescence is better than a second childhood."

Total Scum Block

Chess bowling.

'Being home-schooled means I can be a runaway and a dropout at the same time.'

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

When stupid prisoners play Baseball

Gracie makes a snowman out of dead leaves.

'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'

This place already got on my nerves...

"This year, we just decided to give money to ourselves."