'Don't be so stubborn, Bill. Let them play through if you don't want to be vaporized.'
Golf Rules Rebel Gifts
Looking for a gift for the golf rule rebel? Explore our collection of witty and fun products designed for those who love golf but prefer to bend or break the rules with style. Perfect for adding humor to their game or relaxing at home, our items capture the rebellious spirit with a playful twist. Whether they’re a seasoned golfer or an avid fan, these gifts celebrate their unique approach to the game.
Little girl dangling from her horse track.
"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"
"Fresh pepper spray?"
'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'
"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"
"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"
Summer Sledding
End school zone. Start unschool zone.
Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...
"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"
"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."
"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."
'You had me at 'warning'.'
"What do the know!"
"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"
Play golf on the billiards table.
Man using guitar as golf club.
"What the hell - a second adolescence is better than a second childhood."
"Why can I only cross 'right' or 'wrong'? What about 'I don't care', 'I don't give a damn' or 'How should I know'?"
'Actually this is a very experimental college. We have no curriculum and no classes. How it works, essentially, is if you want to learn something, you go someplace and you learn it.'
"Can I just have a bowl of frosted cocoa marshmallow puffs?"
'I never get tipped!'
'Being home-schooled means I can be a runaway and a dropout at the same time.'
"No thanks. I'm celebrating 'No Shave November'."
'Because we're seniors and can do whatever we want!!'
"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."
Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).
"They say she likes to teach dangerously. No assigned seats, partners or collateral required for her pencils. She's going completely rogue."
'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'
'That estimate Sir, was a brazen lie. The botter truth comes later.'
"This year, we just decided to give money to ourselves."
"It's a tad undercooked."
Collateral Santa
Texting or no texting?
Golf Rules Rebel Gifts Collection
Golf Rules Rebel Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the golf rule rebel. Add some fun and attitude to their beverage routine.
Golf Rules Rebel Pillows
Discover pillows that showcase the golf rule rebel’s fun spirit. Perfect for adding humor to any space.
Golf Rules Rebel Prints
Browse our bold prints that celebrate the quirky side of golf. The perfect decoration for their golf den or man cave.
Golf Rules Rebel T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts for the golf rule rebel. Great for casual outings or to make a statement on the course.