Golfing Rebels Pillows

'Well, you said I should try to do a round in as little as possible.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Free Range Golfers

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'Golf is Life (his).'

Zero gravity ahead.

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

The natural selection process in golf.

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Play golf on the billiards table.

Dead House Plant

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'It's raining. Forget the picnic.'

'I'm like a caddy at your beck and call !'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"If it's any consolation, Alex, it's the first 'G' I've ever given."

Man using guitar as golf club.

HELL'S TILLERS.

'Let's get out of here! That looks like a golf ball!' (astronauts on seeing a huge golf ball).

When stupid prisoners play Baseball

No Ball Games in the Park

Divining Oil

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"

A superhero rides an invisible golf cart.

"I shot 60 and you say that isn't bad, but I aim to do even better on the second hole!"

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

'The grades aren't MY fault - I think Mrs. Pomeroy is teaching-disabled.'

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

'Don't be so stubborn, Bill. Let them play through if you don't want to be vaporized.'

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'