Golf Club Rebel Pillows

Man using guitar as golf club.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Food waste with recycling symbol

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

A souped up car...

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Sunday.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"What do the know!"

Hell's Allotment Holders.

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

Play golf on the billiards table.

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

"What the hell - a second adolescence is better than a second childhood."

"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."

'I never get tipped!'

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

'Galvanized metal in mint condition. Haven't seen one of those in years. Quick, hand me the sledge hammer.'

'Watson either does a great deal of work or makes a lot of errors.'