Golf Club Rebel T-Shirts

Man using guitar as golf club.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Food waste with recycling symbol

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

A souped up car...

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

Sunday.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"What do the know!"

Hell's Allotment Holders.

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

Play golf on the billiards table.

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

"What the hell - a second adolescence is better than a second childhood."

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

Michael Schumacher

"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."

'I never get tipped!'

'Galvanized metal in mint condition. Haven't seen one of those in years. Quick, hand me the sledge hammer.'

'Watson either does a great deal of work or makes a lot of errors.'

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).