Eco-conscious Golfers Pillows

Free Range Golfers

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

Skunk dreaming.

A sand trap is also called a "bunker." That makes no sense. A "bunker" is usually a place to avoid a disaster, not create one.

Cars driving down barcode road.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

IUCN Pronouns

Golfer couple just married

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

Just married.

Sink the putt or else!

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

'A sand wedge. A sand wedge, for crying out loud.'

William Tell's Father with Golf Club

'This can't be Pearl Harbor... Let me see that chart!'