Eco-conscious Golfers Pillows

Free Range Golfers

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

Skunk dreaming.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

Cars driving down barcode road.

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

IUCN Pronouns

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

Golfer couple just married

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

Just married.

Sink the putt or else!

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

Divining Oil

William Tell's Father with Golf Club

'Have I told you that sometimes I become furious, that I've got a previous conviction for bodily harm and that I hate to lose?'

'A sand wedge. A sand wedge, for crying out loud.'