Golf Rivalry Gifts

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Eat my dust!"

The Alpha Seltzer

'The grudge match.'

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

'I took third place on our corporate golf outing, You should see the first place trophy,'