Golf Course Dweller Pillows

'Are you sure you don't mind me playing through?'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'You're away, Doc!'

'Are you sure it's ours?'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'Your guy looks a little nervous.' 'Yeah,i know. It's the first time he's ever played in front of such a huge gallery.'

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

Golf Ball Meatball