Golf Course Neighbor Pillows

"Gee! It must be great living next to a golf course!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Canape?

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Thank you bubbles

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Environment Friendly House.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"