Course Dweller In Comedy Pillows

'How will I ever pay for gas to get to the stress management course I'm taking?'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Oh, this old thing?"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Early House Hunting.

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

'If it makes you feel any better, I gave the kid you copied from the same grade.'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'If civilization means I've got to see a divorce lawyer instead of eating my husband, I don't like it.'

"Do you like this settee - oh, stop. How often do I ask you to go furniture shopping?"

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

'Are they called 'pyramids' because the Pharaoh used a pyramid scheme to finance them?'

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

"And that explains 'non-fungible tokens'."

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

Shopping in Hell We don't take credit cards..

Where did birds rest before utility wires?

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'

'It's outrageous - they don't want to be proper students like us at all - they come here to work!'

The Denouement is Nigh!

'Students excuses through out the ages.' A cave kid says, 'My dinosaur ate my homework,' a 1950s kid says, 'My dog ate my homework,' and a kid today says, 'My computer ate my homework.'

"Will you stop saying 'I thought you liked a bit of rough...!!'"

'Talk about rough courses!'

"You get old and somehow hunting and gathering turns into knick-knack collecting."

'It's okay - we're in a safe space.'

"Nasty slice you have but now we're on this course, we may as well switch to it."

'Are you sure you don't mind me playing through?'

"I live near Montauk point but I like to get into the city as often as possible."

Golfer missing his shot.

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