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'How will I ever pay for gas to get to the stress management course I'm taking?'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Oh, this old thing?"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Early House Hunting.

'If it makes you feel any better, I gave the kid you copied from the same grade.'

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

'If civilization means I've got to see a divorce lawyer instead of eating my husband, I don't like it.'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

'Are they called 'pyramids' because the Pharaoh used a pyramid scheme to finance them?'

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

"And that explains 'non-fungible tokens'."

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

Shopping in Hell We don't take credit cards..

Where did birds rest before utility wires?

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'

'It's outrageous - they don't want to be proper students like us at all - they come here to work!'

'It's okay - we're in a safe space.'

'Students excuses through out the ages.' A cave kid says, 'My dinosaur ate my homework,' a 1950s kid says, 'My dog ate my homework,' and a kid today says, 'My computer ate my homework.'

The Denouement is Nigh!

"Nasty slice you have but now we're on this course, we may as well switch to it."

"You get old and somehow hunting and gathering turns into knick-knack collecting."

'Are you sure you don't mind me playing through?'

"Will you stop saying 'I thought you liked a bit of rough...!!'"

'Talk about rough courses!'

"I live near Montauk point but I like to get into the city as often as possible."

Golfer missing his shot.

"The view is all prewar brick."

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