Golden Cupid Pillows

"I'm only attracted to older women."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Barman In Love.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

cuPad

Wedding Chefs

"Everybody meets online these days."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Online Dating for Dummies

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Pucker up!

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

Chefs in love

Tough Love 2000

Hubble Telescope

"I'm sexually attracted to space."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

"So - we meet at last."

Blind data.

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

'Ralph developed a love potion at the lab, but then the dog drank it.'