Golden Cupid T-Shirts

"I'm only attracted to older women."

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Barman In Love.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"Everybody meets online these days."

cuPad

Wedding Chefs

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

Online Dating for Dummies

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Tough Love 2000

Pucker up!

Chefs in love

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

Hubble Telescope

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

"So - we meet at last."

Blind data.

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'Ralph developed a love potion at the lab, but then the dog drank it.'

"You may 'have a thing for Earth women' Mr. Zing. But I'm afraid we don't have any on our files that express a similar interest in Venusian men."