Quirky Cupid T-Shirts

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

My funny Valentine

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Carbon Dating.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Penguin Remote

Giraffe Selfie

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Carbon Dating

Niche Extracurriculars

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Banana Smoothie

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"