Gold Trader Gifts

Goldbunker

The day the stock market went UP.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Build Your Own Portfolio

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

City Boy.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

European currency on the edge.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Day trading.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

A child runs an equity stand.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Why markets crash.

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Money Bar.

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats