Commodity Trader Gifts

"Yes, I'm still getting up early, but these days it's to check on the spot markets for oil and natural gas."

"I still haven't found any gold for my portfolio."

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Plutonium in the commodities trading pit.

Futures - "You bought 10,000 pork bellies but there were 10,001."

"Now I wish the war had been about the oil."

"You really should look at ways to decrease reliance on oil & gas due to its inherent volatility."

The gold price chart.

Jake strikes crude oil.

"I'll give you $40 a barrel - $30 if it has oil in it."

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

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Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Tariff Wars

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

City Boy.

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

European currency on the edge.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

A child runs an equity stand.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'