Commodities Trader Gifts

Betting on $80 oil price.

'I started out hunting, then went into gathering and from there I developed an interest in commodity investing...'

'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'

'How would you like to trade in our pork bellies pit?'

Coronavirus and the Stock Market

"I don't care that you're a commodities trader, my eyes are up here."

Back to School '95

Commodities Exchanges. Metals. Tin Items or Less.

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

'Pork bellies are up...'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Build Your Own Portfolio

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

City Boy.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

European currency on the edge.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Tariff Wars

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

Economy - USA.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

A child runs an equity stand.