Gold Medalist Gifts

Champions biting their medals

Interview.

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

The weight of winning gold.

'Of course, they're healthy - they listen to me far better than my patients do.'

'Once upon a time...'

Man talking to a tree.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Daley Thompson

"Quit complaining and decorate it! Number one, it's tradition, number two, it's nobody we know..."

"I'm worried about him, he's been binge hate-watching for three straight days, now!"

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

'This is exhausting, I quit.'

"I had a dog but got rid of him when it became clear that he wasn't going to get a job."

"What's next?"

'The poor lamb's having a rest, Mum, exhausted after putting a new toilet roll on the holder...'

"That was a good two weeks of watching America dominate the Olympics and not seeing anything else on TV."

Modern Parenting Olympic Scoring System

'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'

"Fancy biting your gold medal just because a photographer told you to."

"Don't worry, Mom. My mind will bounce back in September."

'Dropping From A Height In A Vacuum event.'

"Ironically, he's being used to create 'save our forest' pamphlets."

'Couldn't you just give out gold stars like the other teachers, Miss Price?'

'They may own the podium, but it appears to be in a low rent district.'

'I slept, woke up, slept, woke up, slept...is that multitasking?'

What makes me suspect you're a couch potato? Well, for one thing, when you sat on the examination table, you asked for a remote control.

Levelling up event - All equal on sports podium

'Grandpa said he was in the Olympics.' 'He was??' 'Yeah. He was a broad jumper.'

"That's the last of the couch potatoes. We should get that thing cleaned."

"Just between you and me...when a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, it still makes a sound."

A military man dreams of medals dropping like bombs.