Godson Gifts

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

'I can explain - I'm doing a school project on the breaking-point of glass . . .'

Small boy blowing a party blower.

'where do you plug it in?'

"Google car."

To my future King.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

'Out of action man.'

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

Family traits.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"I don't mind losing to him, but does he have to use those little plastic clubs?"

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

Rocking Horse Birthday

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Bowser's attention span is considerably longer than Benjamin's.'

"He assumed the crown at a very young age."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

Precocious boy makes a toast to the ladies

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Boy Prays for a Full Stocking

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Little Boy Missing Christmas

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"