Dogwood Devotee Gifts

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

Playing Fetch.

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Canine Companion

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Rare Books

Love a Mutt

Dog Park

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Foster failure

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Pet a Puppy

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"A little help, please."