Godly Cynic Gifts

Looking for a gift for your godly cynic? These cleverly designed products capture their divine skepticism with humor and wit, perfect for those who question everything yet hold deep beliefs. Whether for a birthday, holiday, or just because, find a gift that resonates with their unique worldview. From amusing mugs to stylish prints, our collection celebrates their divine doubts with a humorous twist that they'll love and cherish.

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"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience." mockup

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

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"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

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"What's this for poorer stuff?"

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'You gonna finish that lemon peel?' mockup

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity." mockup

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

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'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.' mockup

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

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"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!" mockup

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

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The Forever Stamp

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"Lets get 100% behind the boss."

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'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.' mockup

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

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"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism." mockup

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

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"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!" mockup

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

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"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?" mockup

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

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Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure. mockup

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

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'I hate my life.

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"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions." mockup

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

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Will Self deprecation

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"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset." mockup

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

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"Life sucks and then you keep living." mockup

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

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"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?" mockup

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

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"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time." mockup

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

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Once a politician is elected, his work is over.

Once a politician is elected, his work is over. mockup

Once a politician is elected, his work is over.

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"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man."

"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man." mockup

"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man."

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"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress." mockup

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

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Obama builds own gallows.

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"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

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