Goatherd Gifts

If Plato had been a goatherd

"There goes the neighbourhood!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

At the Museum

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A young Don King

Packaging Russian Dolls

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Face painting.

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Pumpkin patch

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Are we there yet?'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Drool Marks

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Early Piety

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.