Goalie In A Pickle Gifts

Goalkeeper on a desert island.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"They look like pickles."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

A scarecrow goalie

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

The Puck Stops Here.

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

'Are you sure this is allowed?'

Goal Post Ape.

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

Hold The Pickles

"That's the fifth one he's let slip by."

Hockey Goal

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

Stretcher Header.

This goalie's useless, he even dropped his orange at half time!

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

'You gonna eat that pickle?'