Glue Stick Master Gifts

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Multi-tasking.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'Good to see you back at work.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

Man throwing stick for dog

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

GLOO!

Super glue . . .

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

'Needs more challenge.'

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

ACME Adhesive Corp.

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

"I'm dealing with tweens at home and fiends at work."

Eco-farmer using environment-friendly manipulation on his potatoes.

"Okay, so it may not be the spectacular medical breakthrough that we had been hoping for, but we have discovered a fabulous new glue."