Glue Stick Master Mugs

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Cimafunk

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Multi-tasking.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'Good to see you back at work.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

GLOO!

Super glue . . .

Man throwing stick for dog

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

'Needs more challenge.'

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

It says he invented super glue.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

"I'm dealing with tweens at home and fiends at work."

ACME Adhesive Corp.

Eco-farmer using environment-friendly manipulation on his potatoes.