Global Dater Pillows

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

You looked different during our video chat.

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

'Let's do lunch.'

We met online.

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

'That must be my computer date.'

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

'We met online.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

Online Romance

"Jeez, Alice, at least Google him first."