Glamorous Fisher Gifts

Angler Zips Up Dress

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

Complete Makeover

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Holy Mackerel!"

'And who are you wearing?'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Martina Klein

"I find that, the older you get, the bigger your jewelry has to get."

Ines Sastre

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

Stars Without Make-Up.

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

Worm eats the fish.

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

Rich Cow: 'Michael Jackson'

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

"Would you mind stepping aside? This is for Vogue."

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Rachel Hilbert caricature

"Did I ever tell you what happened to a friend of mine once?"

The Miracle of Catching the Fishes (The Holy Bible).

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."

Beard Fisher

'Did you catch all by yourself?'

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

Fishing Catch Photos.

"Together they were a 15-pounder."

Barbra Streisand

Paris Hilton