Girl Best Friend Gifts

'Here's your membership card, Kate. Congratulations!...The Benevolent Order of Superior Sisterhood! By virtue of being born a girl, you're automatically made a member...'

Shepherd and eurydice

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"What's a patent?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Dog yoga

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Bad hair day!

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"This is daring, but I like it."

The Mouse Princess

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.