Girl Best Friend T-Shirts

'Here's your membership card, Kate. Congratulations!...The Benevolent Order of Superior Sisterhood! By virtue of being born a girl, you're automatically made a member...'

Shepherd and eurydice

"What's a patent?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Dog yoga

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Bad hair day!

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

The Mouse Princess

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"This is daring, but I like it."