Gingerbread Giggler Gifts

The Gingerbread Man's cousin, the hash cookie man.

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Cake Free Zone

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

The Main Types of Cheese

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'This place is really classy. They bring the microwave right to your table!'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'House wine?'

"Fresh ground anti-depressants?"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."