Gingerbread Fan Gifts

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

'Worst case of gingivitis I ever saw.'

"Don't make the same mistake I made. Ask if he bites."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pastries and Candy

Cake Free Zone

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

Ginger Snaps.

'Thin enough?'

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

Gingerbread Igloo

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

Gingerbread man escaping.

'Aw - cute!'