Gingerbread Fan Gifts

'Crumbs everywhere!'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

'Worst case of gingivitis I ever saw.'

"Don't make the same mistake I made. Ask if he bites."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pastries and Candy

Cake Free Zone

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

Ginger Snaps.

'Thin enough?'

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

I see bread people! A scary movie in Wonderland.

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

Gingerbread Igloo