Gingerbread Admirers Gifts

Ginger Snaps.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Cake Free Zone

Pastries and Candy

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'Crumbs everywhere!'

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

'Thin enough?'

I see bread people! A scary movie in Wonderland.

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

Gingerbread Igloo