Gingerbread Aficionados Gifts

Pastries and Candy

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Cake Free Zone

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Thin enough?'

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

Ginger Snaps.

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

Gingerbread Igloo