Gingerbread Lovers Gifts

"Your husband is gonna pull through. But we were, um, unable to save one of his legs. Yeah, that's it."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pastries and Candy

Cake Free Zone

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

'Thin enough?'

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Ginger Snaps.

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

Gingerbread Igloo

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."