Gingerbread Aficionado Gifts

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

"I'm sick of hearing how the cookie crumbles."

South African Nursery Rhymes.

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

"Just go. Run, run away as fast as you can. That's what your best at."

"My parents will only let me marry someone who's gluten-free."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Cake Free Zone

Pastries and Candy

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

Ginger Snaps.

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

'Thin enough?'

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

Gingerbread Igloo

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."