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'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

"I'm sick of hearing how the cookie crumbles."

Yeah, I know. My dating profile says I'm a "ginger," so you were expecting a redhead.

South African Nursery Rhymes.

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

"Just go. Run, run away as fast as you can. That's what your best at."

"My parents will only let me marry someone who's gluten-free."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Cake Free Zone

Pastries and Candy

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'Crumbs everywhere!'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

Gingerbread House out of Candy.