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Gingerbread Igloo

Gingerbread Man

'I'd like one with more closet space.'

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

Dislocated Gumdrops.

Gingerbread man wins school sports day race.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

"The knee replacement went well. I've already graduated from the candy walker."

'Of course I'm a ginger you idiot.'

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Trust me - you'll lure more children with gingerbread than with fruitcake."

"Okay, all I have to do is run, run as fast as I can and the race is mine!!"

"Wait till he finds out I'm lactose intolerant!"

'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingertread man...'

'As fast as you can, kids.'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"Detective Behan! Enchanted Forrest CSI! They sent me here to clean up your mess!!"

'Bait no more! You really know how to take advantage of a friendship, don't you!'

"Now, … In place, run run as fast as you can."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pastries and Candy

Cake Free Zone

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'