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'We really don't mind as long as it's got no fingers and no toes'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Run, run, as fast as you like. We won't bother catching you, you're the 'no sugar gingerbread man'.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Cake Free Zone

Pastries and Candy

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

'Thin enough?'

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Ginger Snaps.

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

Gingerbread Igloo

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

Gingerbread man escaping.

'Aw - cute!'