Gingerbread Admirer Gifts

"How long do you think we can survive?"

'You're going to have a new brother or sister.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pastries and Candy

Cake Free Zone

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

Ginger Snaps.

'Thin enough?'

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

Gingerbread Igloo

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."