Gingerbread Guru Gifts

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

Pastry Kitchen. Ernie, here is the gingerbread man --- and he's heard all the jokes.

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pastries and Candy

Cake Free Zone

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'Crumbs everywhere!'

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

I see bread people! A scary movie in Wonderland.

Ginger Snaps.

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'