Gingerbread Guru Gifts

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Cake Free Zone

Pastries and Candy

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

Ginger Snaps.

'Thin enough?'

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Gingerbread Igloo

'Aw - cute!'

Ginger Breadman