Gingerbread Gourmet Gifts

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

The Pillsbury doughboy is attacked by a platoon of carbophobics.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pastries and Candy

Cake Free Zone

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

Ginger Snaps.

'Thin enough?'

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

Gingerbread Igloo

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."