Gingerbread Gourmet Gifts

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

The Pillsbury doughboy is attacked by a platoon of carbophobics.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Cake Free Zone

Pastries and Candy

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'Crumbs everywhere!'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

'Thin enough?'

I see bread people! A scary movie in Wonderland.

Ginger Snaps.

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."