Gingerbread Geek Gifts

"I'll have the gingerbread whale."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pastries and Candy

Cake Free Zone

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Thin enough?'

Ginger Snaps.

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

Gingerbread Igloo

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."