Gingerbread Geek Gifts

"I'll have the gingerbread whale."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pastries and Candy

Cake Free Zone

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'Crumbs everywhere!'

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

Ginger Snaps.

I see bread people! A scary movie in Wonderland.

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

'Thin enough?'

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

Gingerbread Igloo