Gingerbread Collector Gifts

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pastries and Candy

Cake Free Zone

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'Crumbs everywhere!'

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

I see bread people! A scary movie in Wonderland.

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Thin enough?'

Ginger Snaps.

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

Gingerbread Igloo

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."