Gingerbread Architect Gifts

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

'Ma'am, I'm afraid the insulation in the walls of your gingerbread house contains dangerously high levels of cholesterol.'

'The roof needs icing.'

'You have too much tied up in real estate... especially gingerbread houses.'

'The premium is on the high side, but this policy allows you unlimited 'Nibbling Children' claims.'

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

Obese Hansel and Grettle

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

"You'll love it. Quality gingerbread construction and the neighborhood is full of children."

'Let's remain focused people, we're on a witch hunt here.'

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"Lets see now, 'Structural damage due to children eating property...' Nope. Nothing here I'm afraid..."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

An inspector saying to a witch in front of a gingerbread house, 'Sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use lo-cal hi-fiber wood here.

Witch vowing to choose warmer climate

Hansel and Gretal

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house.. but we can do it for 40 LESS CARBS!'

'As a white guy in America I can empathize with irrelevance.'

'Don't talk to me about your kids eating you out of house and home!'

'With all the concern about junk food, I'm very embarrassed to be living here.'

'We're not allowed sweets at home.'

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Home Sweet Home

"You are accused of enticing children to eat gingerbread, thereby increasing their chances of childhood obesity."

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

Building a gingerbread house

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

'The house needs a lot of work. It's loaded with cholesterol...not nearly enough fiber...'

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"

"Gingerbread? What gingerbread?"

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'